A biker pulls up to a roadhouse bar. He pulls up a stool and orders a long neck Bud and as he sips it he sees a sign that says. TAKE THE CHALLENGE FREE BEER FOR A MONTH IF YOU WIN.
So he asks the bartender.
The bartender explains there are three parts.
1. You gotta drink a bottle of pepper-flavored tequila straight down and you can't make any faces.
2. There's an alligator in the office with a bad tooth. You gotta take it out using nothing but your bare hands.
3. There's a woman upstairs who has never had an orgasm. You gotta go up there and give her one.
The biker thinks on it and agrees. He downs the tequila and makes no faces. Then goes into the office and closes the door. There is a lot of crashing, hissing, hold on theres, dammits and finally silence. He comes out shirt ripped to shreds pants torn off and bloody all over.
He staggers over to the bartender and asks, "Now where is this woman with the bad tooth?"
