Post a picture of yourself

antspants said:

He certainly doesn’t look his age, either do you, Lance.

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Thank You

antspants said:

I wish
Young to some I’d suppose. But the truth is I’m actually a Manchild. I’d guess my average age is 13? Emotionally 6. Watch me Tantrum.

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I think is called Reversion. I think it takes place for men over 40. "Tantrum"!! You have nothing on my wife...

Lance1 said:

You just "I Think Every Man Over 40"

I think is called Reversion. I think it takes place for men over 40. "Tantrum"!! You have nothing on my wife...

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My mother and sisters address me as idiot, lovingly. I am extremely inappropriate, I’m a step away from fart jokes but more adult rated stuff. My wife being Canadian and very much younger lets me get way with everything and when we have company and I ark up my 13 year old responses and entertaining conversation, she looks at people nervously and gives a forced half smile and hope it passes.
I send emails before thinking twice, generally not the best responses I could muster and I have trouble letting people get away with certain things.
On the other hand, I have to deal with audiences of people and can be charming. I know when not to swear and when to lighten up on the innuendos, however hard that is. If I see someone treating staff disrespectfully I say “try me” and I’ve been arrested for more times than I can count, not that I have been for the past 10 years.

That’s my “adult”

Lance1 said:

You just "I Think Every Man Over 40"

I think is called Reversion. I think it takes place for men over 40. "Tantrum"!! You have nothing on my wife...

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antspants said:

I have a mate who is a carpenter, carrying 7 full lengths of merbau decking planks on his shoulder up my hill to the back yard, many times over. I just managed 2. Heaviest wood I have ever picked up. He is 75. He was 74 when he built my back patio.

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So I decided to do some research on Merbau. It come out to be (50 lb/ft³ to 66 lb/ft³) Per square foot. You said he caried full length. I am interested to know how wide, how Think, and how long. You said he carried 7 planks.

antspants said:

My mother and sisters address me as idiot, lovingly. I am extremely inappropriate, I’m a step away from fart jokes but more adult rated stuff. My wife being Canadian and very much younger lets me get way with everything and when we have company and I ark up my 13 year old responses and entertaining conversation, she looks at people nervously and gives a forced half smile and hope it passes.
I send emails before thinking twice, generally not the best responses I could muster and I have trouble letting people get away with certain things.
On the other hand, I have to deal with audiences of people and can be charming. I know when not to swear and when to lighten up on the innuendos, however hard that is. If I see someone treating staff disrespectfully I say “try me” and I’ve been arrested for more times than I can count, not that I have been for the past 10 years.

That’s my “adult”

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So what you are saying you have Aphasia. Aphasia

Lance1 said:

So I decided to do some research on Merbau. It come out to be (50 lb/ft³ to 66 lb/ft³) Per square foot. You said he caried full length. I am interested to know how wide, how Think, and how long. You said he carried 7 planks.

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The thickness is 40mm x 140mm wide. 4 on one shoulder 3 on the other. perfect balance. He’s still a big bloke.

Lance1 said:

So what you are saying you have Aphasia. Aphasia

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Haha, very likely.

antspants said:

The thickness is 40mm x 140mm wide. 4 on one shoulder 3 on the other. He’s still a big bloke.

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40mm x 140mm wide. But how long?

Lance1 said:

40mm x 140mm wide. But how long?

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Gee you’ve got me there, Lance. I measured mine, after being cut they are 3.7meters (3700mm).
I looked them up, I can’t tell you how long they were sold as when he did it but they now come in 2.5 meter and 5.7 meter lengths.

I haven't seen him all year but the last time I did he worked hard in the Gym when he wasn’t working.

I had to pre stain them, I don’t recall them being 5.7m long. I would of guessed 4 something, but my memory is bad.

antspants said:

I had to pre stain them, I don’t recall them being 5.7m long. I would of guessed 4 something, but my memory is bad.

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No issues my friend. It's late where I am. Time to sleep. I'll look at this in the morning.

Finally March is here, about to turn the big 70, and the weather is getting nice. Look forward to lazing on the deck and long walks with my bud. Here is to good whether and times while it lasts!

You still look quite young

Who's the old guy in the chair tho? (j/k)

We're like cats with boxes, if there is a pet in the picture, you get 2nd billing

A Guy

A Guy said:

You still look quite young

Who's the old guy in the chair tho? (j/k)

We're like cats with boxes, if there is a pet in the picture, you get 2nd billing

A Guy

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You and I are indeedsuckers for pets BTW that pup shredded that cover he is sitting on lol

Well worth it

A Guy

My girl:

Lance1 said:

On the contrary. The fact that we never gave up and pressed on will be a crown of satisfaction. I will die with a full hart knowing I never gave up.

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Well, by the looks of you young fellers I think I've taken on more wear and tear in my years. I look like I'm in my 70's now and I'm not quite there yet. Doc wants to schedule me in for more surgery but I don't wanna go. Can't live on pain killers indefinitely though. I'm no quitter either. My 12 year old daughter will attest to that. So far, it's been an awesome roller coaster ride and I'm still here. It ain't over 'til it's over and it ain't over.

Lance1 said:

Take solace in the fact that I've already beaten you to it. 65 years Young. Remember... Age is just a number.

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As I am the three headed dog from the dwarf planet Ceres (my relation on earth is cerberus), I measure my age on Ceres rotations around the sun (4.6 Earth years), so I am only 14.5 years old.