I can see it now:
His daughter (replacement for Sybil who has departed this earth) will be power driven , and her partner will be as thick as a brick) - no woke pc would ever dare to show it the other way round.
The chambermaid (Polly replacement) will be black but bat for the other side.
The general help (Manuel replacement) will be white/heterosexual. No woke pc would ever allow such an inept person to be LBGTQXYZ+
And we are bound to have a non binary waiting person.
As for the regular guests.....
How many of the above predictions will I get right ?